What's that spinning sound?
So, North Korea is supposed to be this horror show, right? Kim Jong Il is supposed to be bat shit, horse kissing nuts, right? San Francisco is gonna be a crater on friday, and all that shit, right?
I am starting to have my doubts, yo.
First off, remember the shuttle launch on the fourth of july? Good ol' Jongie shot off a bunch of missiles into the south china sea. However, the big one, the one that he had been crowing about, the Taepodong-2, crashe after 35 or so seconds. The Titan IV, it was not.
Then, on Columbus day ("Yay, genocide!"), the regime pops off a nuke. Except... they didnt. See, their conventional explosives failed to cause the plutonium to go critical. D'oh!
All right, these wack-a-doos, they are dangerous, but I am finding it really hard to stay cowered under my desk when they keep fucking up.
Whatever. Pass the pop tarts, would you?
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Kim Il Sung
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
in an age where there are few real heros, I'm glad that truly evil geniuses are few and far between.
as long as my country is led by a moron, I'm happy to have other countries led by morons.
Is it really that hard to design a nuclear weapon, so hard that a bunch of scientists who truly want it to work can't pull it off?
I think I'll watch the news for word about dead scientists who intentionally messed up a nuclear project for North Korea.
wow. really? you think oppenheimer and einstein got it right the first time? not so much. it only takes once to be devestating. you needn't cower, yet don't become complacent.
Wack-a-doos, I like that word.
North Korea and L'il Kim are certainly wack-a-doos. They are like the kids in shop class that made a coatrack out of a board with a few nails sticking out of it.
Mmmm pop tarts are good. Here's a chocolate fudge one just for you!
Enjoy!
Post a Comment