Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Pamela Anderson

I like boobs as much as the next person, but I don't like when they cause my girlfriend's back to hurt, or make her bra straps dig into her skin.

So, a Barbecue on teh Joe Cwik propery. Sweet.

The Ann Arbor Art Fairs can suck a big old lollipop. Lon, hard, and lovingly, even.

I need to find my swim trunks.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Tobey Maguire

The man had a hard childhood.



Go see Batman tonight, yo.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Eriq La Salle

ER went to shit when he left.

It's too hot to come up with anything extensive, so I will just give you this insult that I am working on.

"You are so stupid, that if you were a mobster, you would try to make a donut shop pay protection money."

It's too wordy. Can anyone help me out?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Mark Hergott

He's kind of an idiot.

I need a better RSS reader, and better decision making skills. I can download the first, but the second will involve trial, error, and patience.

That isn't going to stop me, though.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

John E. Potter

He is the United States Postmaster General, as of this writing.

I saw something very disturbing the other day. A woman at a festival was wearing a T-Shirt with Senator Obama on it, framed as though he was on a stamp. Now, few people know this, but the rules for getting on a stamp (although there have been exceptions) state that the person must first be DEAD before any consideration for... stamp-hood is applied.

Now, I don't know about you, but I would rather see Senator Obama on a stamp in fifty years or so, rather than a few months. Regardless of his politics.

That's all I wanted to say, today.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Drew Curtis

Fark, he gets paid for that?

So, there are sharks roving the waters off of Australian beaches. I just think you should know that.

Shark week is coming... Shark week is coming... Shark week is coming...

Have I mentioned that I really like Shark week?

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Christian Bale

He portrays "The Dark Knight", but I think we all know who the real star of this film is going to be.

Friday, July 18, 8:10 pm, at the Emagine Canton, auditorium nine.

Let me know if you can make it there, eh?