Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Caiaphas

He was trying to protect his people from an oppressive occupier while still maintaining his integrity. It was an impossible task, at least for him.

Ok, let's talk llamas. I think that every person should have a llama experience. When I was a young pup, around eight or so, I was at a petting zoo. The weirdest cow I had ever seen was before me. I spent the next five minutes learning all I could from the handler about llamas. It was a wholsesome experience.

Then the fucker spit at a kid who got too close.

Then it was a memorable experience.

Any ways, the reason I am talking about llamas is because, I don't have anything to talk about, and I have gone days without posting something. I am just in a boring slump, so I went for the ungulate crutch.

Discordant thought; nothing is worse than an omelette with a beak.

4 comments:

Drunken Chud said...

my old roping horse used to love llamas. till i had to rope one. the fucker ran up the rope at us and spit all over me and my mare. after that, she HATED llamas. she wanted nothing more than a llama genocide. she told me so.

evilsciencechick said...

a llama once spit on my mom and brother.

llamas!

Steph said...

I got spat on by a camel.

Messed Up said...

I have never had a llams spit at me. i have petted a few and fed some to.