Her sense of fashion... isn't.
So, I was watching a rerun of "The World's Most Amazing Videos" on Spike TV, and at the very end (har har) of the episode, a zoo worker in Mexico is cleaning the elephant pen, with the elephant inside. As the worker is bending down, the elephant back up, and the hapless worker finds his head inside the animals rectum.
It was, to be sure, an amazing video. However, that is not the point. The point is that Stacy Keach, the narrator of the series, stated that after an extensive search, the producers of the show could not find the worker.
All right, there is videographic evidence of your head up the exit chute of a member of the largest land mammal species on earth. Would you be eager to talk about it on camera?
Dicordant thought; in a survival situation, you can sift through elephant dung to find food...
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Donna Karen
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elephant dung? elephants eat leaves and stuff. if you wanted to eat leaves, you could just pull them off trees. you don't have to pick through elephant shit.
I DOUBT your discordant thought, sir!
She has a point. Undigested leaves would be bound to have more nutrients than leaves that have been pooped out.
Stacy Keach RULES!!! Ever see "The 9th Configuration"???
I highly recommend it.
That can't possibly be the first time you've seen the guy get stuck in the elephant's asshole....
ladies, survival situation. as in, your legs are broken and you're laying next to a pile of shit (elephant, not your shitty boyfriend that got you into the mess). undigested nuts and berries are much more gooder than starving.
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