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So, Easter has come and gone. I have eaten far too much easter candy and hard boiled eggs. Chocolate and boiled potential chicken is not a good combination. The good news is that lent is over, and with it, my abstention from alcohol. That's right folks, Scooter can now blame his poor personal choices on beer again!
However, I digress. Has anyone thought about bunnies and eggs during Easter? It's pagan, you know. The bunnies are for screwing, and the eggs are for fertility. The early church co opted them to stamp out paganism and install Christianity. Now 2,000 years later, we stuff ourselves with chocolate bunnies and search for unnaturally large eggs.
That's right, unnaturally large eggs. The chickens we eat and get our eggs from are unrecognizable when compared to their wild cousins. Don't get me started on turkeys.
Discordant thought; although untrue, the whole Kentucky Fried Chicken / KFC name change due to the use of mutant chickens rumor has a kernel of truth to it...
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Monday, April 17, 2006
Eddie Izzard
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i didn't have a single hard boiled egg. this angers me.
yeah, the early church co-opted a lot of shit. christmas falls when it does due to yule, the winter sostice to the celts. and of course because of chanukka. all saints day is to stamp out all hallows eve. easter is to directly compete with passover, i mean why else would it be lunar based? hmm? and don't get me started on this 40 day 40 night flood shit...
i so badly wanted the kfc thing to be true. after getting that e-mail years back i went into KFC and specifically asked for a "boneless, beakless, featherless, intubated chicken". when the guy got mad at me thinking i was harrassing them i explained to him that nay, i actually WANTED mutant chicken. he told me they didn't have any. i cried like a girl.
There's nothing sadder than watching a fat man cry at a restaurant.....
I had no candy and not a egg one in site for easter. and hell i have a kid. (she was with my parints) but you don't have to know that.
mmmmm....chicken...
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