Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Ayn Rand

Believe it or not, Alan Greenspan is an objectivist.

Ok, speaking of objects, I just came from the most horrible website ever. A Realdoll, if you do not know, is an incredibly life like latex love doll. That's right, for 5,000 American dollars, you too can experience what necrophilia is like without the worries of incarceration.

Holy hopping Christ on a crutch, that is creepy. For five thousand dollars, you can fly to Nevada, go to a brothel, and sleep with a real live woman, many times. I don't know the exact pricing, but I am quite sure that what I say is true.

How the fuck is this legal?

11 comments:

evilsciencechick said...

There are guys out there that make their own or purchase their own fleshlight.

A real doll is like a fleshlight for rich guys. I also think they have a male version for women, but I'm not sure how much fun that would be.

Whatever floats your boat!

Rev said...

Shit, for the cost of a drive across Ford road, and some heavy duty gloves, I could dig up my own 'real doll'

Amy said...

Um. Ew.

I like my toys to look NOTHING like the real thing.

Steph said...

That's hilarious. Sick and depraved, but hilarious none the less.

Drunken Chud said...

real dolls don't talk back. that's the appeal. lol.

hey, esc, every time i try to visit your page, it crashes my browser... make it stop! please.

evilsciencechick said...

seriously?

I haven't had anyone else complain about that. Scoot doesn't seem to have any problems. which browser are you using? And does it just freeze up or do a complete meltdown?


and Scoot - no offense taken, I've been under a little stress lately, and this unexpected visit is just the final stinky layer on the shitcake of my life lately.

Drunken Chud said...

i'm using opera. and it freezes and stops responding. i've done several restarts and tried that way. it'll open in IE but under meta in your sidebar i get a couple errors. not sure if that's what's killing opera or what. just a heads up.

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

Opera? Are you using 8.5? I haven't really fiddled with Opera, but I have heard good things. I myself use either a two year old build of Mozilla (I really should update) or The latest stable build of Mozilla FireFox.

ESC, to say it tactfully, your site is full featured. A suggestion? Perhaps a tone down of the main page, and simple hyperlinks to some of your more...

Tertiary?

... content?

Don't think you have to do it now. I am pretty sure the Chudder has an RSS feed of your site, so he can just read your scintillating content there.

evilsciencechick said...

hmmm...

1. dump opera. firefox is the way to be.

2. the meta isn't really relevant - you're not missing much there.

3. I've thought about putting some stuff on pages. I've got some time tonight, so maybe I'll play around with some looks. I do have two colums to play with, so I hate to leave one blank. But maybe the shoutouts and feed buttons can go somewhere else.

Dammit - I just got the cool plugin to make the feed buttons, too!

Chud - when it freezes up, does it stop at a certain point in the loading of the page - what DOESN'T show up, as far as you can tell?

And both of you need to get yahoo IM instead of lame-o aim, so problems like this can be worked out easily in real time, instead of through Scoot's comments.

Except for the fact that I'm invisible most of the time. lots of stalkers out there. stalkers and exs. *shudder*

Drunken Chud said...

i will not dump opera. until firefox comes out with a plug in that will allow me to do true tabbed browsing i will remain opera faithful. and i just don't like the feel of firefox. opera is nice, and tight and well thought out. firefox always seems piecemeal to me. anyhow, it loads everything i could possibly want to see without scrolling. then it locks after about 5 seconds and stops responding. no scrolly, and no closey no tabby.

and i have yahoo: findlaytex@yahoo.com or just findlaytex in messenger.

and yes, i know the meta isn't important, but i noticed in IE that it wouldn't load. but IE is a pIEce of shit and allows script faults to pass by without locking up. anyhow, that was the reason i mentioned it. not that i was missing anything, just that it may be the problem. who knows. not me.

Stepho said...

Why does Ayn Rand keep popping up? I hate her. I HATE HER!