She's mean, yo.
**Scooter stretches his arms out**
What do you call this? A really crappy way to spend good friday.
How's everyone doing? Try the shrimp. I'll behere all week.
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Lisa Lampenelli
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That's a good one. It took me a minute, I think the visual is a must for that joke.
She's mean? I guess, but it's all old and tired.
She's not funny, or even remotely attractive....fucking John Goodman looking bitch
Yeah, Lisa, we get it, you LOVE black cock.....so hunker down on one and shut the fuck up.
Apparently, all one needs to do is get up and spew off an unsteady stream of expletives and 'outrageous' statements, and the fans will follow.
She's a fucking talentless hack, and has no real material so she tries too hard to be 'edgy' and 'offensive'
As far as I'm concerned, her being included in "the Aristocrats" was the only offensive thing connected with her.
I REALLY hate this cunt....can you tell?
Great one.
Mmmmm...shrimp...
I am not familiar with this person. Dammit, I am missing out on the joke, I think.
Is it cocktail shrimp? I only eat cocktail shrimp.
ESC, the joke doesn't relate to the person, at least not that I know. Think religious connotations.
d'oh!
but dammit, who's looking for a blasphemous holy week joke in july? that's SO 4 months ago.
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