Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Saturday, August 26, 2006

anonymous

Fuck you, anonymous. In fact, fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck your dog.

Jesus, I am cheesed off, and I just saw "Jarhead", so I am all like "ooh-rah" and shit. Which is odd, because I find organized killing to be a last resort for human interaction, but oh well...

Look, if you are going to read my blog, get a feel for it. I have a structure. It's simple, easy to discern, and repetitive. If you can't wrap your head around the fact that the title of my entries usually only have a tangential relation with the substance of the subject that I am writing about, then you are a moron.

I hate morons. Not mentally deficient people; morons. Those that are so blind that they do not see.

I have to deal with slow people every once in a while. Generally, they are sensitive people that got dealt a bad hand at congenital poker. I do my best to not act like an asshole around such folk, even when they smell of urine. Hell, one high moving piece of road debris aimed at my head, and I am right there with them.

Morons, on the other hand... no force in the universe would ever make me a moron. If I don't know something, I try to find out about it. I don't make a snarky comment on a blog.

That's the act of a moron. Anonymous, you are a moron. You could build a hundred bridges, but you won't be a bridge-builder in my mind; you will always be, and are, a moron, to me.

Now swallow five gallons of diesel fuel and go outside to smoke.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

stick up ya jaxie you jizz faced gob shite!

Drunken Chud said...

wow, that anon sounds aussie!

Anonymous said...

RAAAAMOOOOONE! SCOOTER SOUNDS UPSET! PARIS HILTON NEEDS TO DIE OF AIDS! RAAAAAMOOOOONE!!!

Drunken Chud said...

wow, an opie and anthony listener. how... gay. (no homo).

Drunken Chud said...

ok, all 4 posts are me. i couldn't help it. those jackasses at the DAF are making me laugh. i will learn or burn!!! oooooooh!

sorry if i am sullying your good name on there.

Drunken Chud said...

i was temporarily suspended on the DAF!!! wtf??? those guys are douchebags. i care nigh.

Drunken Chud said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. man, i was a little drunk last night. carrying on conversations with maself. oh... booze.

evilsciencechick said...

Chud - dude...get help. or lay of the tequila!

Scoot - eh, as "anon" comments go, it's not THAT bad. He didn't insult yo mamma, or anything. Still, yeah...read the blog! Annoying!

I've never managed to accumulate a real anonymous troll. Even after the buttsecks post. I'm kind of disappointed about that.

Cindy-Lou said...

Hi, would anybody like some over-reaction?