Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Monday, September 25, 2006

Shirley Ardell Mason

Who's on first?

There is something wrong with us as a species. I mean, three times out of five, if I show you an object, there is a documented fetish associated with it. Three day old greasy pizza. Narwhal horns. Upside down portraits of Frank Langella. Paper clips.

I mean, let's face it; we are fucked up. However, there's a difference between being fucked up and being rat-fuck sick. This dude, is rat-fuck sick. I mean, I can guarantee you that no love doll manufacturer in the country markets kid love dolls. I am betting that these things started out life as midget love dolls, and Petey McRat-Fuck "re-tooled" the unfortunate toys.

I am reminded of an exchange between Kryten and Lister of Red Dwarf. Kryten, an android, believes in digital heaven, while Lister believes otherwise. When Kryten reminds Lister that he is a pantheist, that is, a person that believes god is in all things, Lister retorts "yeah, but I'm not a FRYING pantheist!".

For these poor midget love dolls, and for frying pans owned by frying pan fetishists, let's hope he is right.

4 comments:

evilsciencechick said...

I have a spoon fetish.


Mmmmm....spooooooooons....

Drunken Chud said...

i don't see anything wrong with fetishes. i'm generally open minded about them. i mean, i don't really have any fetishes, other than my love for lesbian pron and my love for severe rough sex. however, were i having sex with someone who had a foot fetish and a choking fetish, would i fuck her feet then choke her out with a belt while i fucker her in the ass? i have before, i'd do it again.

you know, not that i'm defending kiddie porn lovers, but it's only been in the last century that it has become unacceptable to take a 12/13 year old bride. for millennia when a girl had her first menstrual cycle she was considered a woman and thus breeding material. i can't imagine anyone wanting to deal with the drama associated with a puberty stricken teenage girl... i'm sure the parents were happy, but fuck, how desperate for a piece of ass do youhave to be? shit, i didn't even want to deal with that shit when i WAS that age. man, i mean, menapausal mood swings are bad enough... but they aint got shit on a drama loving teenage girl with daddy issues. seriously, pedophiles really are mental aren't they?

heh, all this talk about sex and kink, and what id my word verification? emiDP. hehehe.

Pandora Wilde said...

You hit the nail right on the head. Rat. Fuck. Sick. I'm suprised he got caught before Dateline had a chance to set him up.

Cindy-Lou said...

How can you guarantee something like that? Have you looked? Have you actually gone online and searched for a child sized blow up doll? Oh wait, you probably have the midget one, that's how you knew. Sorry. My bad.