Uma Thurman

She might be blond, but she's also tall.

All right, I want to make an open ended love letter to all the hotties out there. Hottie, what is a hottie? A hottie is a girl that knows what's what and where it's going. She has a plan, ma'am. Hotties, first and foremost, are strong.

I love strong women. See, because I want a partner, not a dependent. Another thing about hotties are that they're smart. Whether it's sequencing a genome or painting a picture or knowing how to chronologically sort a stack of LPs, she know how to work it. Hotties, know how to make it work.

Finally, hotties have incredible asses. I mean, the ass that sailed a thousand ships. An ass that keeps moving for a second after the rest of her stops. An ass that has a trunk on her Honda. An ass that, to be fully appreciated, both hands must be occupied on the task of... ass-ology. Put simply, I like butts.

However, don't despair, booty deficient hotties. The ass is dependent upon the first two aspects of hottineness. Quite frankly, the ass comes behind the other assets of a hottie.

Any ways, now that we have the definition of hottie down, I would like to begin. Sweet ladies, I adore you. Life just isn't worth living without you. It doesn't matter if you bring me my coffee or walk down the street, or just post a blog, I live my life appreciating your awesomeness. I love all of you. I could spend hours talking about existentialism, or chatting about nothing at all (although the two are not so different from one another), or spend a life time in the five seconds of a jogger passing me by. Sweet honeys, you complete me.

Now this is supposed to be open ended, so I won't complete it now. I'll come back to this subject as time goes on.