Dick Cheney

He had a shot, and he took it, damn it.

First blog you ever read?
That would have to be... Jesus, I have a bad memory. The first blog I read regularly would have to be Laura's blog.

The best and worst about blogging?
What the hell? It's reading or writing! For those with a multimedia bent, it's also posting original or found audio and video. This question is irrelevant.

Who was the first person to comment on your blog?
I could check, but that would mean that I actually care about this damn meme thingie. I'm only doing it because Chud tagged me. After this, I am going to have to do the one in which I was tagged by Laura. Truth be told, these sorts of things piss me off.

If I re-named my blog I would call it ...
The sometimes angry rants of a poor bastard that is filling out a shitty survey through some misguided sense of reciprocity. TSAROAPBTIFOASSTSMSOR, for short.

If my blog was a room it would look like ...
A puce oubliette.

What has been your most popular blog entry?
Once again, that would require me to check.

If my blog had a theme song it would be ...
The Latvian national anthem, played backwards at a third of normal speed.

Five bloggers I would like to have over for dinner.
This assumes that I would subject five people that I respect enough to read their opinions on a regular basis to my cooking. I am a better person than that. Five Bloggers that I would go dutch with at a nice restaurant, though... Chud, Rev, Laura, ESC, Joe C.

Two bloggers you would like to set up on a blind date.
Um... No.

Somebody I wish had a blog?
Uh... Abe Vigoda, and his only entries would be daily assurances that he isn't dead.

If you were only allowed to read one blog ever again, which blog would it be?
Oooh, a hypothetical question! Here's another one; what would you do if I broke into your house and hid in your bedroom, and, while wearing only a Speedo, slathere myself in Olive oil and writhe all over your bed?

Yeah, I don't like hypothetical questions.

Is there a fellow blogger you would like to snog / shag / do rude things to? Feel free to name names if you're game.
Yes.

Discover a blog. Link to a blog that you have recently found, or a blog you have been reading for a while and haven't blogrolled.
No.

Tag five bloggers to complete this meme.
I refuse to spread the disease.

Discordant thought; Colin Powell in nothing but a thong, bending over.