Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Martina McBride

Yeah, she's from Kansas.

So, I cut my left nipple while I was shaving the area around its aereola. It was my own fault; I shouldn't have been shaving it while it was erect. Any ways, don't nick your nipple; it hurts.

Discordant thought; King Camp Gillette developed his version of the safety razor in 1903...

7 comments:

evilsciencechick said...

*blink blink*


yeah. that's MUCH worse TMI than green poop, I think.

Drunken Chud said...

you shave your tits? nice.

Rev said...

WTF? You, my friend, are not...nor will you ever be Syd Barrett

Joe C said...

esc, I don't know. One's disgusting, and the other is hilarious.

Which is which? I can't tell.

Stepho said...

Why don't you try plucking?

Peaj said...

Why didnt you go around the erect nipple?

evilsciencechick said...

Can we PLEASE get a new post, so that nipple shaving is no longer top spot here?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease???