Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Stan Lee

Well, who else would be the name of this post?

Atention ladies;

I Really Am Fantastic, and my face is not the only thing that stretches.

That is all, carry on.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

someone is drunk and/or high and watching porn, I think.

helpfup tip: using "hey...I'm stretchy EVERYwhere" as a pickup line in a bar is not advisable.

Amy said...

Hmmm. I already knew you were fantastic.

But this stretchiness you speak of? I was unaware.

I hope it's a good porn at least.

Drunken Chud said...

hehehehehehe, stretchy means it's not hard... scooter is the face of E.D.

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

Oh, it gets hard, all right. It just needs to do some calisthenics before it can go into its work out.