He is eighty pounds of crap in a forty pound sack.
Francis is a close friend of Paris Hilton, who is the main focus of this entry. Put simply, Paris Hilton is a whore. Not a prostitute, a whore. Prostitutes actually work for their money.
Don't get me wrong, I like exhibitonism as much as the next guy. However, I like it when it's for the sake of expression and art. Hilton's exhibitionism is insincere, cynical, and mindful of only one thing: whether or not it will increase her fame.
She exposes herself for the sake of attention. She doesn't have any original ideas or beliefs. As far as I can understand, she doesn't even have unoriginal ideas or beliefs. She is, in short, a parasite on the body of popular culture.
She isn't even that pretty. She's thin, bony, and utterly incapable of removing the conceit from her face. Inconclusion, the world would be a better place if Paris Hilton died a slow, painful, lingering death that would leave her corpse unrecognizably deformed.
Was that good enough, Amy?
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Joe Francis
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either way, i've jerked it to her sex tape.
That sex tape was LAME! Half of it was her on the phone, sounding bored, while her jackass of a man tried his best to get noticed.
"HI! Remember me? My penis is inside you! Hellloooo?"
That was good.
1) I've never seen her sex tape.
2) I just fucking hate her on principal. I hate that everything is handed to her, and I hate that she doesn't like Lindsay Lohan. LINDSAY MOTHERFUCKING LOHAN!! How could she not like Lindsay Lohan?!????! How?????
:) This is so way more my style than your previous debate with Chud.
ESC there's a second version which isn't in nightshot, and it's her being a dirty little whore. much much better than the nightshot one.
I have downloaded both videos.
Not so great.
Maybe if she took the bored look off her face, and at least PRETENDED she could feel something.
what does this have to do with that ugly pig Joe Francis?
Ding ding ding! We have a winner in the "I don't research shit lottery"!
The prize goes to... anonymous!
Ahem, to put it another way, actually read my blog and get a zen for it, or eat shit and die.
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