Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Tom Anderson

Yes, I have a Myspace account. Shut up. So does the Evil Science Chick.

Now, I don't have to worry about weird friend requests, because people need to put in my last name or my e-mail address to ask to be my friend. However, some people that I meet don't know my last name or my e-mail address, but they still are real, actual persons that I might want to add.

So, I haven't restricted my messaging. If people need to, they can message me, and I can give them the relevant information.

However, this leaves me open to spam messages.

I am quite happy with the way god has made me. I don't need to "meet hot sluts". I don't need free ringtones, and I don't want to see you get naked in front of your webcam. Finally, I don't need free coupons for tobacco products.

In short, I am not some webwhore viewing, chaw-sucking, anonymous sex seeking, ringtone hoarding freak with adequacy issues.

I bet I'm gonna get blog spam now...

6 comments:

Stepho said...

No, but do you need cheap Viagra from Discount Canadian pharmacies? What about ToTaLlY LeGaL MaRiJuAnA AlTeRnAtIvE?

Don't worry, you can pay for it all when you help that Nigerian Prince move to the States. I hear all you have to do is lend him your bank account and you can make two million dollars! For free!

Spam? What's spam?

Cindy-Lou said...

I am!

Anonypus said...

I don't have a webcam, just pictures ;)

I like your blog.

I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll. said...

HOLY CRAP!

That... is just...

I don't have any words for that, and I have the vocabulary of a disenchanted semi-retired English professor.

Anonymous said...

So THAT is why only enchanted BraZillians are speaking to me now-a-says

Thanks for the heads-up ;)

Drunken Chud said...

i think you should change the title of this post to "rupert murdoch"