Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Xavier Roberts

He invented the Cabbage Patch doll in 1978.

So, Laura's birthday extravaganza was last night. A good time was had by all. I got to see Melissa, and squawk at her. Always an enriching experience. Yeah, I had this shtick where I would walk up to various female party goers in my full costume, tell them that I was going to squawk at them...

And then just flap my arms once and go "Squawk!". Apparently some of the ladies were expecting more than that.

So, Rev dragged his carcass out to Laura's abode, and then promptly set up camp around the fire. Jessica donated three of those Taiwanese "what kind of sick, twisted person would think that a baby looks like this" toy dolls for the fire effort. They actually burn quite well. That's rather disturbing, actually.

Any ways, the party continued on, and then one of Laura's friends, highly inebriated, attacked me. I was not about to pass up a chance at intimacy, yo. Any ways, Rev tried to videograph it, the voyeur. I kept looking straight at his phone.

Then, a giant inflatable penis was bandied about. Then I had to leave. Apparently, Laura's friend was still craving affection, continued her tender mercies on Rev. I do hope she is feeling well this evening. I would call her, but I am afraid she might be embarrassed....

Argh. Any ways, that was my Friday night. I have ANOTHER party that I am supposed to attend, but I am unsure if I should go.

4 comments:

Rev said...

Nah, don't go. Call that chick up, and lets give her a proper buggering. :)

Hm. You got her number, eh? Call it and give her mine :)

Oh, and thanks for reminding me that there were photos taken. I had totally forgotten (shocking, I know)

I remember randomly assaulting people with the giant dick...were you still there at that point?

Anonymous said...

Do you remeber the Little Ceasar's commercials where the pizza guy folded the boxes...origami? Huh? Do You? Remember when he made the pteradactyl? Huh? Huh?

Drunken Chud said...

dyna did you ever get little ceasar's after that? they had the instructions and printed lines on the box to make one yourself.

scooter, brother, get ya some.

Anonymous said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. They need to reinstate that shit. Can't you see it? 12 pack and pizza boxes? I am so down.