Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Ben Affleck

I hope he gets afflicted with inoperable dick cancer. I hope he dies dickless. He cost me and Kim a game of trivia.

Any ways, yesterday was my four hundredth post. Three years or so, and only four hundred posts. Stephanie is right, I need to start reviewing businesses, or something. You know, I ought to start with my corner gas station. I mean, start simple, and on a positive note, right?



What's more positive than the Shat and remembering my Canadian heritage, eh?

EH?!

5 comments:

Kimber said...

Ben Affleck again? Let it go Mark... let it GO!
Shatner is certainly interesting. No matter how he is groomed or dressed I always see the 70's leisure suit, with butterfly collar, open at the chest with gold chains laying on his thick chest hair. He always has a glass of burbon on the rocks in his hand and he is always a little sweaty and shmamry.

Anonymous said...

.Give the guy a break .He's a sweet guy..He was in Canada doing a charity event.

Drunken Chud said...

dude... the shatman cometh. and so it shall be done. he is awesome. that's all i can say.

how did baffleck cost you the game?

Scooter said...

Bad Assflakes Was the half-time question... there were five movies he was in, and Kim and I had to name his character in each one.

Fuck. That. Shit.

Drunken Chud said...

that hurts. unless they gave you the names as multiple guess, i'd be hard pressed. except for jack ryan. that's easy.