Rob Lowe

He isn't that pretty.

So, tonight was another Weeds night. Andy was sporting an epic beard, though nowhere near as awesome as Bryan Garvin's beard.

I would like to grow a beard like that, but I am pretty sure Kim would leave me.

Violet Rose Arnold

It isn't her birthday, but she's having a hell of a time with Sadie's new toys.

Sadie was given a bat. Which means Violet has access to a bat. We all know where this is going. Damn.

Sadie Rose Arnold.

It's her birthday.

Crap!!!

Well, time to post some essays. Man, blog 365 is hard to keep up. From April 28 to today, everything is back-dated.

Boo Boo the cat

She's a pretty kitty.

Yeah...

I've got nothing.

Adam Levine

I have a better hairline than he has.

And my jaw is stronger.

Yeah. I'm not intimidated by him at all.

Mary-Louise Parker

She portrays a less than thoughtful woman named Nancy Botwin on the Showtime series "Weeds". Let me just say this right now: don't ever have unprotected sex with a Mexican Kingpin. It just ends badly.

Kim and I sat on our porch for the first time this season. We listened to music, drank wine, and watched the birds flit about on the tree branches. A Raccoon trundled about on the roof of a neighbor's house. The rain made everything smell fresh.

Life is good.

This hole digger guy

So, click on this sentence and read a story.

Yeah. Sometimes you just find things that explain everything quite clearly. This guy just decided to dig a hole, and he did it. Just because he could. It kind of makes me want to dig a hole. I would seal the walls, though.

Oh, and not murder animals just because I could.

Seriously, read the story.

Henry Rollins

"I'm tired, I'm cold, and I'm dirty. But I'm better! Somehow..."

Kim has commented on my penchant to dismiss the easy way of doing something for a way that is more difficult, and may indeed be less efficient. I am so used to doing things this way that I don't even notice that I am doing it. It tends to drive Kim nuts.

Still, I think there is virtue in eschewing the easy way for the hard way, when it is done for the satisfaction of the doer. I am not sure how to build on that, but I am going to try to turn this into some kind of a point.

Stay tuned.

Bill Murray

He was killed in a zombie movie. Speaking of Zombies...

Look, Jesus is a zombie. Embrace it. It's cool.

Mark the Evangelist

Saint Mark founded the Church of Alexandria, one of the four main Sees of Christianity. He's kind of a big deal in Egypt.

Man, weekends go by quickly! Any way, these weekend posts are all retroactive. Kim and I successfully executed Easter. I am happy to report that no bunnies were murdered by my younger child during the Easter season. This is more likely than one would think. A bunny more than likely lives underneath our porch.

Videos and photos were taken. Check my Facebook and Kim's for all the domestic bliss you can choke on.

PEACE!

Be with you.

Judas Iscariot

I seriously doubt he wanted things to go down the way they did.

Any way, speaking of good Friday...


Sadie calmed down. The bunnies were gifts from my Grandmother. I need to record a nicer video of them thanking her for the bunnies.

Violet Arnold

She really needs to lay off the screaming and work on the talking.

So... I had an interesting day. Looks like everything is going all right. See, the weather is back on an upswing.

I am going to walk my dog, do my laundry, and go to bed. I only have first world problems today.

Mitch Albom

He's a good guy.

So, I am watching "Weeds" with Kim, and to tell you the truth, Andy looks a hell of a lot like my friend Jon. Other than that, I don't really have a lot to say about today.

Meh.

Cee Lo Green

He's an accomplished artist and a fantastic singer, but he's funny looking.

My goodness, the nostalgia was thick today. A photograph collection of mall goers from 1989 was placed on the internet today, and man! That was a trip down memory lane. Nik Laneski posted a commercial about Crystal Pepsi. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?

Man, I have been alive for three decades. Lots of stuff has happened.

Max Headroom! Do you guys remember Max Headroom? I am going to indulge in commercials from the 1980s and 1990s tomorrow...

Hugh Laurie

His tv show is still funny. Except for the death and illness.

It snowed today. Crap! I am less than pleased with the weather. I don't really have much to say about that.

Violet has been stripping herself naked and then urinating herself in the middle of the night. Well, that's no good. Any way, Kim and I need to fix that.

Yeah. It's snowy in April, and my youngest daughter is a nudist that has yet to be toilet trained.

Crap.

Gary Busey

He is imploding on The apprentice before my eyes.

Yeah, the Sunday blog posts are not going to be awesome. I am tired. And apparently Kim and I need to go to IKEA. Great.

Good night EVERYBODY!

Kevin Bacon

He's one less degree away from anybody that comments on this. The blogspot version, not the Facebook note.

So, George's birthday bash is tonight! I will be wearing my leopard bikini briefs. Pictures will be posted. Fun shall be had.

It's always fun at Casa Del Jorge.

Damien Cameron

He knows how to throw a party. He does. No, seriously.

So, Kim, the children, and I hung out at the house. It was a good day, but the furnace has finally given its full measure of devotion. That's not too bad, seeing as it's April. Kim has decided to bake when she feels cold. I am totally behind this decision.

After the kids went to bed, I went out to Damien's house. Unfortunately, everyone canceled on the man except for me and Kevin. So... we stared at each other for a few minutes, and then left.

Tomorrow will be a bit more busy.

Barney and Ally Hartman

They developed Mountain Dew in the 1940s.

So, I am ending my relationship with caffeine. Or rather, at least, greatly reducing it. I have only had one twenty ounce bottle of Mountain Dew today, which is a marked reduction in intake for me. Tomorrow, I will eschew any soda and only take a pep vitamin from Kim's stash. I already have a headache and my tolerance for other humans is less than what it was.

Blech. Hopefully I will reset myself soon enough, because head aches suck.

Chad Lyon

"I am no where near interesting to blog about myself for 365 days straight."

So, the most interesting thing about today is a conversation about blogging. That's right folks, I am blogging about blogging. I need to do something about this. I am not sure, but something tells me that I need to fix this.

I got a bluetooth headset. I still don't know if it works or not. At least I look like that dude from "The Empire Strikes Back", though.

Yeah. That's about it. I promise to be more interesting soon.