Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Andrea LaMorand

Happy Birthday, Andrea! Andrea is on my blogroll, and is the sister-in-law of Kim. Click this sentence to go to her blog.

Ok, so there are a few things to talk about today. Cassie has reminded me that the resurrection story central to the belief of more than a billion Christians and also believed by more than a billion Muslims can in fact be lampooned in this most secular of realms, the internet. Jesus Dress Up. Click this sentence to visit it, and then say three "Hail Mary"s.

My friend Jessica is back online! I will add her to my blogroll later today, but for now, just click this sentence to visit her.

Hmm... One more thing... Uh... So, I am thinking about actually making Nazi beat down sticks. If you are a Jew, and are reading this, please direct me in the best way to get such sticks blessed by a Rabbi. Uh... do Rabbis even bless things? I am such a goy.

5 comments:

Kimber said...

Honey, I already told you how to make Nazi beatdown sticks. I don't think you are going to find many Jewish volunteers.

Joe C said...

Unrelated note:

http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2008/08/city-of-ypsilanti-thanks-me-for-singing-about-its-water-dick/

Dyna Girl said...

hi

Drunken Chud said...

uhh, if rabbis didn't bless shit it'd be hard as fuck to find kosher meat.

just sayin.

Cindy-Lou said...

Do you come across nazis often out there?