Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Friday, December 12, 2008

Tom Jones

It's not unusual...

The following is an excerpt from a conversation from last night.

ME: Kim?

KIM: Yeah?

ME: I want to say that I appreciate the effort you take in making this mixed relationship work.

KIM: Wow, I have never thought of this as a "mixed relationship." Hmm. "I'm in a mixed relationship. 'Oh, your boyfriend's black?' No, he's autistic. He's only black from the waist down.

ME: Now I have to look up "autistic black porn"...

KIM: No, just "autistic porn."

ME: It'll probably be heavy on the snails...

***

I love her, and I have never had as much joy in my life, ever.

4 comments:

Kimber said...

Did you look it up, or is that our plans for this Friday night? All I know is that we're not going bowling. Who would believe that there are not enough bowling alleys to accomidate all of the bowels in the Metro Detroit Area? Cassie would believe it. lol

Kimber said...

Dammit - not only did I mispell accommodate, but I wrote bowels instead or bowlers - which is funny, but not looking good for Detroit. Shut up Cassie.

cassdawn said...

you're taking all the fun out of it!! that said . . . let me say this: if you guys stopped using the bowling alleys to accommodate your bowels maybe they would put more of them in the detroit area.

otoh, maybe they should skip the bowling alleys and put up a center for remedial spellers . . . and autistic black porn stars. hmm, which would be a great name for a band.

and to get back to autistic porn - try googling "aspie anal" or "the asses of aspergers" or . . . oh, wait, i have my own blog don't i?

Andrea said...

You guys are all nuts.
Mark, I am glad that Kim makes you happy. And not just a little happy, but THAT much happy.
:)