Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Friday, January 16, 2009

Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher is one lucky son of a gun.

So, I am going to take Kim's purple rubber penis, strap it to my forehead, and run around screaming "I'm a rhinoceros".

Hi, Micky!


Kimber said...

I think it would be more appropriate to say "I'm a penocerous!" Treat BOB well, he may be going up your ass some day.

Mommy Phoenix said...

Can we introduce Micky to "Pterodactyl Porn"?

cassdawn said...

kim - you gave your dildo the same name you are now considering giving your son?

Kimber said...

Battery Operated Boyfriend. But still, that is the most compelling argument against naming him Bob that I have heard yet.