He is not everything we hoped for.
All right, a dear friend suggested that I repeat my comments on a forum that is slightly more distributable than Facebook. So, here goes.
Obama is a shit sandwich. Romney is a turd in between a bagel. All of the other Republican candidates save Paul are cyanide laced victuals. Ron Paul, Ron Paul is a peyote, LSD, PCP and cocaine sandwich on rye with an awesome sauce.
Gary Johnson is a steak sandwich, but he is only offered in four restaurants in the country.
Obama and Romney... they taste terrible, but at least the bread is good for you. Ron Paul would be a fascinating experience but we would probably all regret the next day.
Ultimately, for the general election I would prefer having Ron Paul right next to Obama. I would like the whole country to think about the trip with Paul, and stomach down Obama. Why have a choice between two shit sandwiches or a shit sandwich and poison?
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Barack Hussein Obama
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I love everything, EVERYTHING, about this post.
Romney not only is a turd, but you get dog shit as a side dish with every sandwich.
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