Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Melanie Griffith

Cecil B. Demented is one of the weirder creations ever committed to film.

I dunno, but I think I am running out of things to say. George Bush needs to, like, set a world leader's hair on fire by accident, or something. I was very, very happy when he choked on those pretzels.

Dick Cheney is going quail hunting again. I still can't get over that... the man that he shot... apologized to Dick Cheney. Harry Whittington suffered a mild heart atack because Dick Cheney shot him in the face. Harry apologized to Dick. I still am amazed by that.

Ugh... so, that's about it. I need my President to engage in some slapstick humor. Or maybe Jenna could get really drunk at her bachelorette party, and steal one of the Secret Service Agent's cruisers. That would be awesome.

1 comment:

An Cailin said...

I don't even know what to say other than you're my hero.