Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Monday, June 30, 2008

Paul Simon

He is the background music of my life.

I can't get the mower to start. The socket set is not deep enough to remove the spark plug. I can't begin to tell you how frustrated this makes me.

I ought to be able to cut my girl friend's lawn without issue.

I'm gonna keep at it.


Drunken Chud said...

most socket sets come with a spark plug socket. what cheap ass set did you get? or did you just pull a chud and completely misplace the spark plug socket, then have to go buy a new one, then realize the old was right where you left it... on the ratchet.

Rev said...

I'm really surprised the lawn needs cutting.

Stepho said...

Step 1: Buy a shitload of sand
Step 2: Cover all grass with said sand
Step 3: Margarita time

At least, that's what I'm considering.

Krissyface said...

I agree with stepho.

Or get a ride on.

Drunken Chud said...

hehehehehe. sorry, laughing at rev's comment.